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 JIM: You're evil!   ME: Am not! How am I evil this time?   JIm: "Kill her, kill the main character." Even my editor said if I did that my readers would hate me.   ME: So? Screw em.   JIM : Evil! Just because you always kill everyone...   ME: Do not!   JIM: Do too!   ME: Sometimes they live! Dale* lived, and he will go on to have many other adventures!   JIM: *mutters* He just won't want to live after what you did...   ME: I don't believe in happy endings.   JIM You're living one but you don't believe in them.   ME: All love stories end sadly. They either break up or one of them dies.   JIM: Evil!   -----   JIM: I guess two of my classes won't be on Blackboard, since I don't see them yet.  ME: You can always do what we did when I went to college.  JIM: What's that?  ME: Find out what your grade was at the next class.  JIM: No. I want to know now.  ME: You kids and your technology.  JIM: I'm not going to college in the days of stone knives a...