JASPR rises...

22,214 / 90,000 (24.7%)

And falls flat.

Okay, not yet. But I got to the first new scene, where I introduce JASPR... and I got nothin'.

I guess I'm just not feeling the funny today. Not that JASPR is supposed to be all yucks, they're going to be serious about this deal, but... it's just not in me tonight. And as my dear friend Frank Fradella says, you can't MAKE yourself write. It's there or it's not, and tonight it's not.

Tomorrow is a no-writing day, thanks to an insanely early AND late day. We'll attack JASPR on Friday night's writeapalooza.