Snippets, Buffy edition

Boy: Can we watch another episode?

Me: No.

Boy: Why not? 

Me: Because it's 3 a.m.

Boy: Oh crap.

Me: Yeah. 

Man: *snore*

Boy, watching evil ventriloquist episode: "Uh uh. Boarding the train to Nopeville."

CHARACTER: Well, we didn't get a busy signal, so we know she wasn't online.

BOY: Huh?

ME: *press pause* Okay, back then when you wanted to get online, you had to dial up through the phone line.

BOY: Wait, what?

ME: *long technical explanation*

BOY: Why didn't you just use wifi?

ME: Okay, let me start again.

The Buffy Binge has now reached season two, "Innocence." Boy says he now understands why everyone says Joss Whedon is so mean to his characters.

Me: I told you it got darker.

Boy: And they delivered.

Me: Right between the eyes. 

Boy: And then they all went home to kill themselves?

Me: What is taking so long?

Boy: I'm getting a snack!

Me: Again? You're missing Xander/Cordelia kissing!

Boy: And I walk slower.

Upon watching Angel...

BOY: Yes! Yesyesyesyes!
ME: *pause* Excuse me!
BOY: It's That Guy! The guy from Leverage! Yes!
ME: And The Librarians now, but those came later.
BOY: Yes!
ME: ...And at the time, I was saying, "Hey, it's that guy from Angel..."