Letters From the Research Pit

ME: Woof, when you get a moment, can I bother you?
WOOF: Yes dear?
ME: Magazine or clip?
WOOF: What do you want to do with it?
ME: Shoot people.
WOOF: Who are you?
ME: Military.
WOOF: Magazine.
ME: When is it appropriate to use "clip"?
WOOF: When you're a civilian.
ME: Noted.

This is why a writer must always have friends. :)

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  1. I am a total stranger, so this may be meaningless . . . but I know EXACTLY what you mean and that conversation train made my day. I just wigged out a couple of my employees by laughing hysterically in an otherwise quiet office. Thank you for sharing!

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