I'm totally spoiled, folks. Yesterday, Jim did the dishes, laundry and put on a load of towels before leaving for class.

Today, as I battled the zombie plague, he went out twice to get me chicken soup and Tylenol, made me tea and Jello, and helped me up and down the stairs when the headache became incapacitating.

Totally. Spoiled. Sorry, ladies, I got to him first.

Jim: I left the socks on the bed because I didn't know which drawer to put them in.
Me: Well, you're just fired then.
Jim: *sticks out tongue*