In case anyone is wondering why I'm marrying him...

Him: Cleaning engineering tonight. Choo choo.
Me: I guess that means you're really on track.
Me: Enjoy your spiders.
Him: This place is a MESS! The whiteboards look worse than ours! Dust bunnies the size of Godzilla! Having to fight them off with my trusty broom!
Me: Defeat those dust bunnies!
Him: I will win this battle of man vs. dirt!
Me: Then you can attack our basement.
Him: Sure thing! I like cleaning.
Me: God, I love you.