Scarlet Letters

The not-so-private thoughts and rants of Elizabeth Donald, journalist/author and founder of the Literary Underworld.

Thursday, May 17, 2012

Therapy

My folks are heading out of town for their anniversary.

Me: So what's so exciting about Indiana?
Dad: French Lick.
Me: ... See how I'm not saying anything?
Dad: I know, it's the perfect straight line.
Me: Saying nothing at all, just sitting here.
Stepmom: *mumbles in background*
Me: What did she say?
Dad: She said French Lick for our romantic anniversary getaway.
Stepmom: *evil giggles*
Me: Great, I need therapy now. Tell her I'm sending her the bill.
Dad: *laughs*

1 Comments:

OpenID ravenskye8 said...

Bwahahahaha!

11:04 PM  

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