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It's been a while since we did one of these.... ME: Is my social media leader text too long? EDITOR: Yes, and too complicated. It has to be shorter and simpler. ME: Are you saying that people on Facebook cannot comprehend a compound sentence? EDITOR: Yes. Duh. ---- JIM: Hey, free books on the table. ME: Boooooks. JIM: "Writing Great Short Stories." "Steps to Writing Well." "Characters and Viewpoint." ME: Want. JIM: "Eats Shoots and Leaves." "How to Read Novels Like a Professor." You want all of them? They are free for the taking. ME: Yes. Any we don't add to the house collection can go to the Relay sale in the fall. JIM: "Rhetorical Analysis." ME: ... ugh. JIM: I got all the ones about writing. I'll put them in my book bag. ME: *bounce* JIM: There are two left but I don't think you want those. ME: What are they? JIM: "Business School Essays" and "A Practical Guide to Family T...