Mother's Day

ME: Tonight is KFC. I am not cooking. Kitchen is closed, I am on strike.
HIM: You can't go on strike.
ME: Can too. Mother's Day.
HIM: You are not part of the union. You are management.
ME: I am not!
HIM: Management is not part of the union contract, woman.
ME: Don't call me woman!
HIM: Only union members can go on strike.
ME: I do not recall signing a union contract, sir.
HIM: You did. You just don't remember.
ME: I would remember.
HIM: I distracted you.
ME: Uh huh.