Scarlet Letters

The not-so-private thoughts and rants of Elizabeth Donald, journalist/author and founder of the Literary Underworld.

Thursday, October 25, 2012

Ways to Amuse Yourself, Halloween Edition

Step 1: Introduce Man to The Walking Dead.
Step 2: Enable Man's growing addiction to The Walking Dead by suggesting he watch back episodes every day to get caught up.
Step 3: Wait until there is a particularly creepy cliffhanger.
Step 4: Hug Man.
Step 5: While hugging, make growly noise deep in throat and suddenly lunge at Man's neck.
Step 6: Watch Man leap four feet in the air and squeal like a little girl, exclaiming, "Don't do that!"
Step 7: Point and laugh.
Step 8: Write snarky blog post mocking Man when you know you'd react exactly the same way, plus smacking him.

Rinse. Repeat.


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