Geek Points

Setting: The Daily Show is on. Boy flops onto the couch.

ME: It's bedtime.
BOY: Just a few minutes? I love Daily Show.
ME: Hmmm. Look, you're still here and not in bed.
BOY: I'm not here.
ME: I see you. You are here.
BOY: *handwave* These are not the droids you're looking for.
ME: *bwahahaha* You get to stay up a few minutes more just for the geek points.