Snark, thy name is Boy

BOY: Mom, can I have a cuppy cake?

ME: Hmm. How many did you have this morning?

BOY: Two.

ME: That's a lot of cupcake. 

BOY: Pleeeeease?

ME: First explain why you're calling them cuppy cakes.

BOY: I've always done that.

ME: You have not. You started when you heard Jimmy do it.

BOY: Pleeeeeeease.

ME: Okay.

BOY: *arrives*

ME: I said ONE cupcake!

BOY: This one is for my imaginary friend.

ME: Oh really. Who's your imaginary friend?

BOY: Bob.

ME: That's the best you can do?

BOY: Wilfred the Magic Dragon. What.

ME: Better.