Volunteerism

ME: Heh. I was just emailing SPJ about the regional conference and they were emailing me about my photo and a summary of my speech.
JIMMY: Hm.
ME: I told them I needed to get specifics to line up my volunteers for the book fair.
JIMMY: Hm.
ME: And by volunteers I mean...
JIMMY: ... oh.
ME: I love you?
JIMMY: Sure you do.
ME: Hey! I do too!
JIMMY: Suuure, you're real fond of my arms, for carrying books.
ME: Well, it is one of your finer characteristics. But you know what else you do real well?
JIMMY: What.
ME: Standing at the booth all day convincing people to buy books for charity.
JIMMY: Uh huh.
ME: I love you.

Yet he's still marrying me.